Solid Jokes SMS in Hindi

Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,

kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai,

Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai,

Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha.

Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon,

Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!�

Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha

Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.

Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

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