Solid Jokes SMS in Hindi

Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho,

kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?

Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.

Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?

Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai,

Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

Wife: Woh admi jo drink kar raha hai,

Usko maine 10 saal pehle shadi ke liye inkaar kia tha.

Dekho who aaj tak sharab pee raha hai!

Husband: Wow! itni lambi celebration!

Shaadi mein ek pathan bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.

Kisi ne poocha kab tak khaoge?

Pathan: Mein toh khud kha-kha ke dukhi hoon,

Per kya karon card mein likha tha Dinner 7 PM to 10 PM

Newly married wife husband se: Tumne apne doston se yeh kyun kaha ki mujhe bahut accha khana banana aata hai.

Husband: Ab tumse shaadi karne ki koi wajah toh mujhe batani hi thi

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.

Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!�

Banta mujra dekhne gaya, Sari raat mujra dekhta raha

Bai: Saheb humne aap ko khush kiya, Ab aap hamein khush karo.

Toh banta utha aur khud nachne laga.

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

Baccha: Ab bhago!

Circiut: Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera Sara chain collection apne kamray mein chupa do na please.

Munna bhai: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?

Circiut: Nahin Bhai, woh apne chain pehchan lega.

Forward This Mail To Your Friends

http://www.smsjokes.co.in




    Leave a Reply

    Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

    WordPress.com Logo

    You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

    Twitter picture

    You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

    Facebook photo

    You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

    Google+ photo

    You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

    Connecting to %s


  • RSS New Year Hindi SMS

    • Yaadein Whatsapp Status in Hindi July 20, 2016
      Yaadein… Din tere khayal me guzar jata hai, Raat ko bhi tera hi khayal aata hai, Kabhi ye khayal iss kadar badh jata hai, Aaine mein bhi tera hi chehera nazar aata hai
      Rahul
    • Latest Hindi SMS for Whatsapp Group July 20, 2016
      Talash… Kashti Ko Saahil Ki Talash Rehti Hai Har Dil Ko Ek Dil Se Milne Ki Aas Rehti Hai Koi Fark Nahi Padta Paas Ya Door Ho Mahobbat Ko Manzil Ki Talash Rehti Hai
      Rahul
    • Hindi Love msg for gf 2016 July 20, 2016
      Jawab… Hazaron Me Ek Lajwab Hai Hum Kitne Haseeno Ka Khwab hai Hum Mahobbat Kya Hai Tumko Bhi Sikha Denge Tere Har Sawal Ka Jawab Hai Hum.
      Rahul
    • Hindi SMS Shayari to Impress a Beautiful Girl July 20, 2016
      Haseena… Teri Aankho Me Dekha Hai Ek Suroor Ae Haseena lazmi Hai Tera Guroor Par Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna Ae Hujoor Aashiq Hai Hum Mahobbat Karenge Jaroor
      Rahul
    • Sad Heart Broken Hindi Shayari May 17, 2016
      Koi Aisa Pal bhi Hua Kare Main Kahon Tou Wo Bas Suna Kare Meri Fusatai’n Mere Mashghale Sabhi Apne Naam Likha Kare Koi Baat Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Koi Zikr Ho Kisi Raat Ka Jo Sunane Bethon Usay Kabhi Wo Suney Tou Sun K Hansa Kare Jo Main kahoon Chalo Us Nagar Jahan Jughuo’n Ka […]
      Rahul
    • Pyaar ka Dard Shayari May 17, 2016
      Chehre se joo, zahir hai wo chupau kaise, tujhse kitni mohabbat hai, ye batau kaise, kYa meri diL ki hi sirf, Riyasat ho tum..? Jo bhi ho Jaana, Meri mohabbat ho tum…!
      Rahul
    • Pyar ka Dard Shayari SMS May 17, 2016
      Dard se dil ka rishta acha lagta hai Unn se mera rishta sacha lagta hai Piyar me dard dena ye zaroori nahi Unn se dard ka rishta acha lagta hai…
      Rahul
    • Hindi Sad Shero Shayari SMS May 8, 2016
      Tere sher, teri deewangi ka pata dete hain Kaise keh de koi k tum usse acchey nahi lagte Karta nahi jo qadr aisi paak mohabbat ki Aise dil todne wale mujhe acchey nahi lagte..
      Rahul
    • Shayar Pe Hindi Shayari May 8, 2016
      Shayar…. Duniya main reh kar hum kuch naa kar sake , tumhein tha paana , Par tumko bhi naa paa sake , Ke har mushkil se muh chupaate reh gaye , har gum chup chaap seh gaye , tere baare main sochta hun saara din, jaanta hun main ke kaisa rehta hun tere bin, mann […]
      Rahul
    • Sad Hindi Love SMS Shayari March 25, 2016
      Tera saath… Tera saath na shute bass dua he itni Tera kheyal na shute bass dua he itni Ruthe chahe rab mera mujhse Mera peyar na ruthe bass dua he itni
      Rahul

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

%d bloggers like this: